Dear Internet: My Red Lobster copycat biscuits? Terrible.
Been a while since I’ve frequented Red Lobster. Only really remember the biscuits. I was thinking about those biscuits a few weeks ago, might be nice to knock them out. Found a copycat recipe and went to work. Was it a…
Lard. Maybe it was the lard I couldn’t find. Or the recipe from 1971, perhaps mis-transcribed. The memory isn’t incorrect, of this I’m sure. Those donuts were so good. Cake donuts, like you get at the orchard. Firm and browned on the outside, tender fall flavor in the middle….
crunchy sugar crust
spoons poised to tap and crackle
white top fail butts in
Not sure what I was thinking here, really. Just cutting off the tops would have saved the whole thing.
I remember the day we met. The Starbucks a few blocks north of Wall. A toiling BigLaw 3rd year. The days, nights, weekends all running together. Conference room meals, surprise double all-nighters. The stress and sleep deprivation cocktail, the gym forgotten. And it was then – in a…
Well, fail happens. A double-helping this week at GHT. Let’s start with the food, then move to the fitness. A well-intentioned effort at mango popsicles. Gone wrong. Nice pic, eh? Well, they didn’t taste good.
Thanks to the kind folks at the National Mango Board I had a…
It’s not all roses and daisies here at GHT. We have high expectations and need to bring it. And once in a while, it happens. The plan executed, the food lookin’ nice, the family hungry. But then – the big fizzle. It’s just not that good.
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