Newport Steaks and Twinkie Shame
super easy
Haven’t had a Twinkie in like 20 years. But hearing the news, suddenly craved one like never before. Childhood memories replayed – the white box high atop the fridge, out of reach of small hands. Chemically un-natural but oddly tasty yellowish cake, tightly hugging post apocalptic-approved cream. The cream in turn holding itself blankly in a suspended perma-grin animation. A fabulous abomination, a train wreck of awesome. I do not endorse the Twinkie or anything it represents. And yet it calls me after all this time.
Apparently I’m not alone. Went to eight stores on Friday — eight. Three over lunch in midtown and five downtown after work. The news broke just hours before, but the Hostess shelves were bare. I desperately emailed family members and old friends — “Stock up!! Send some!!” Quite the shameful spectacle going down here in Manhattan. A run on the Twinkies indeed.
But turning our attention a little higher, there is the Florence Meat Market and its vaguely mysterious “Newport Steak” — which appears to be a tri-tip steak cut just so…. My Twinkie mis-adventures brought me to the West Village on Friday evening, and I’ve been meaning to visit this shop for a while. Here’s the shop:
They portioned the steaks right in front of me from a primal cut, which was really cool to watch. This place is old-school, there’s like saws and stuff hanging off the walls (that they actually use), sawdust on the floor (really) and meat meat meat everywhere. A carnivorous playground.
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While the butcher was slicing my Newports, I noticed some nice slab bacon too … here was the haul:
There was a pretty significant fat cap (see above) so I sliced that off with a boning knife and replaced it with BACON, secured with a length of twine. Salt/pepper/garlic powder and here’s how they looked:
Seared on the stovetop with a splash of oil for 4 mins a side, finished in a 450º oven until internal temp was 125º, about 7 minutes here. Before evacuating, melted a knob of butter in the pan and basted the steaks. On to the service:
Served this with some roasted mushrooms, asparagus and little tiny potatoes. I should have done a sauce but that didn’t happen. A nice cabernet-peppercorn reduction would do the trick.
p.s. SEND TWINKIES
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