Red Lobster Biscuit Fail

Dear Internet: My Red Lobster copycat biscuits?  Terrible.  

Been a while since I’ve frequented Red Lobster.  Only really remember the biscuits.  I was thinking about those biscuits a few weeks ago, might be nice to knock them out.  Found a copycat recipe and went to work.  Was it a success, I would have linked to the recipe. But things didn’t turn out so well.

The dough looked as expected:

After baking and brushed with garlic butter they looked good:

But?  Dense as asteroids, exerting their own gravitational forces. Sucking you into a black hole of doughy chew.  Booooo!!!!   

Anyone have a decent RL biscuit knockoff recipe?  

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